Then again, there's no need to wait for an occasion to humor yourself.
Go through some of the funniest quotes you can ever come across in the articles provided below.
Sometimes all you need is a funny quote on a card, to bring that smile on your friend or loved one's face!
Sometimes all you need is a humorous quote on your desk, to get through a difficult day!
Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee.
For she goeth into love as she goeth into the waters at the seashore; first a hand and then a lip goeth she in by littles.
The quotes given here are proof of...30th birthdays can be a scary time, but it's only going to get better from here on out.
“Jonny, wait until we’ve said our prayer,” his mother reminded him. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. “Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.” 😀 A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” 😀 Nice Jokes.
😀 An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. Here is some more from me: A father is asking a man who wants to marry his daughter about his income. A cop pulled him over and said I have lunch break in an hour give me one good reason and I’ll leave…
” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. Right now I’m concentrating on matrimony and I’d rather sit than dance.” So the man humbly returns to his friend. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away. “We say a prayer before eating at our house.” “That’s at our house,” Johnny explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.” 😀 My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous.